In my defense: I was literally in Rome for two recent Thursdays.1 Also, Iām kinda lazy and mostly write this newsletter when I want to.2
The lack of tourists was indeed what dreams were made of.
Today is a dark day: As of 3:16 p.m., I am now officially 30 years old. Many thanks to Bo Burnham for managing to sum up exactly3 how I feel about turning 30.
Much like Taylor Swift releasing ā22ā less than two months before I turned 22, I felt extremely seen by Bo Burnhamās timing of his āInsideā special.4 Itās really good, you should watch it.
Work stuff: Aliens, euthanasia, China, Padre Pio, tragedies in Canada, and more at CNA.
Bucket list item: Achieved! I had an extremely awkward but also kind of sweet interaction with Pope Francis, ticking off one of my ā30 before 30ā goals.5 I said āgreetings from DC!ā and he looked at me like ā???ā to which I clarified āgreetings from *Washington,* DC!ā to which he replied with a weird look.
Anyhow the picture turned out good. Iām trying to buy the real version, but the website is not workingāso enjoy this watermarked version. Iām in the pink.6
Recipe of the week: Monday noodles.
Mondays suck, but these noodles donāt.
So I had a bit of fun on Sunday with an early birthday celebration, and was feeling it on Monday.7 Sometimes, you just have to give the body what it wants, and it wanted this.
This collection ofā¦somethingā¦is based off of this exact noodle, which I got from Costco.8 I cooked the noodles in the microwave9 and mixed the sauce packet with about a tablespoon of peanut butter. I chopped up some peanuts and scallions and fried a strip of bacon in a wok.
Once the noodles were done, I drained them and tossed them in the bacon grease, then put them in a bowl with the peanut butter/sauce mixture. I tossed them to coat, then put them in another bowl. I fried an egg, and put it on top of the noodles, then added peanuts, scallions, chili crisp, and fried garlic.
Once it was stirred together, it became a weird hybrid Asian-esque carbonara. And it was so, so good.
Throwback Thursday: Here is me as a tiny baby.10
Parting thoughts: 30. 30. 30. 30. 30. 30. 30. 30. 30.
Ugh.
My nose is still recovering from the seven covid tests I was forced to take for this trip.
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Not the bit about stupid children!!! I love my friendsā children!!!!
It came out 11 days before I turned 30. I assume someone will come out with a song about turning 33 right before my 33rd birthday, or something.
A large percentage of these goals were not legal Due To The Ongoing Pandemic, so Iāll probably expand it to a 35-before-35 list.
I hope this is obvious.
I guess this is āgetting older,ā isnāt it.
I actually remember the first time I saw them, when I excitedly declared to my friend that āthick cutā and āmalaā are my two favorite food words.
Laziness.
Itās so weird to look at this pic and think about who this baby would grow up to become.